February 2012
68 posts
boynimbus:
i’m pretty sure people with autoplay prove atheism is wrong obviously the devil does exist
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“I hate how the test is timed” yeah because you should get a full week to take a test??? “I don’t know what to expect….” um the syllabus outlines what each test is based on ok “I wish it was in class” 2 hr 15 minutes to complete an online exam vs 1 1/2 hrs in class nice
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i hope you’re happy @boynimbus **** i changed my theme for you ok
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chriscolfer:
WHY THE FUCK
IS THIS SHOW
CALLED
GLEE
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It took black and white people working together for one hundred years to get...
– Anyone who has the tenacity to argue for “reverse racism” should really read this.
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
caplan:
YOLO
#TEAMAMERICA
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imfamousontumblr:
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
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me: geology is so easy
me: here's a sample question...which of these is not a planet
me: a) earth
me: b) venus
me: c) jupiter
me: d) america
kristen (simultaneously): america
me:
kristen:
us: woah
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[M]en are so simple, and so subject to present necessities, that he who seeks to...
– Niccolo Machiavelli
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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Google this real quick.
cloudlessavenue:
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7) *(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
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1. “singles awareness day :(:(:(“
congrats, so what are you the other bloody 364 365 days
2. serving size: 3/4 cup
who the hell eats 3/4 of a cup of cereal
who the hell even measures that
3. “roman holiday”
i’m not even going to bother getting into that
4. autoplay autoplay autoplay
Basically
real social justice: hey guys what if we didn't judge each other based on silly things such as race or gender identity and just who we are as people? it would be really cool if we as human beings could work towards equal acceptance and love for all kinds of people.
social justice bloggers: EVERYONE WHO'S PRIVILEGED IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING PERSON WHO NEEDS TO SHUT UP UGH I'M GOING TO FIND THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF PREJUDICE (FOR MINORITIES ONLY THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!) IN EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET AND BITCH TO THE OFFENDER YOU CAN'T SAY "STUPID" BECAUSE IT'S ABLEIST AND OBVIOUSLY THE SOLE REASON PEOPLE DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MENTALLY IMPAIRED PEOPLE UGH BYE NOW I HAVE TO GO COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE ELSE *glee gif* *glee gif* *glee gif* *glee gif* *glee gif*
People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...
– George Carlin (via funeral)
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dirklalonde:
homoerotics:
I’M NOT OKAY WITH CHRIS BROWN PERFORMING AT THE GRAMMYS AND I’M NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE
Read More
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zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
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kristenisprettycool:
went grocery shopping with my parents for snacks that i can eat in school
now i’m eating foot by the foot
eat that foot
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Reblog or reply with all your Jeremy Lin puns.
inothernews:
Linsanity
Lindecent Exposure
Linsane In The Membrane
Lin-dsay Whoa-Han
Lin-oleum Floored
Linstaneous Combustion
Linstant Coffee
Space Linvaders
Linnerspace
Lin And Out Burger
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The measure of a society is found in how they treat their weakest and most...
– President Jimmy Carter (via mohandasgandhi)
tonight was such a bust
waste of gas :’(
lumpyspacepig:
i sincerely hope that college life will be like zoey 101
yeah…………………..
no